“bootytweet is the new booty call” - wallpaper.
special guest star!?!?
guess what? i can hear you. and the reason i have to ask you to repeat yourself is because YOU MUMBLE. not because i’m an idiot. YOU, however, are rude. have a nice life.
*maybe think about this the next time you call an office with a receptionist, eh?
does that make me a lame person? hmmmm, don’t answer that.
i think there are a handful of bands that i liked in high school that i was too young to go see on my own whilst they were popular (plus, no one comes to play marietta, ohio - except marky mark & the funky bunch. and c&c music factory. you KNOW i was at those shows.) so now i’m all nostaglic for my sixteen year old days of driving to crew practice in kristin neinhuis’s big blue boat of a car, listening to mixtapes populated by mid-90s MOR alt rock.
i also kind of want to see toad the wet sprocket. i loved them! i am slowly realizing that these tours are geared at my demo. which means i am officially 30.
kfan:
Phil Collins & Philip Bailey - “Easy Lover”
The beginning of the second verse may be one of my favorite moments in pop music.
Automatic OLD SKOOL INTERNET RESET for the “With Our Voices Only” cover of Easy Lover.
when they sing the pre-chorus ”no you’ll never change her, so leave it, leave it/get out quick ’cause seeing is believing/it’s the only way, you’ll ever know-oh-oh” it is PURE POP MAGIC! love this song. luuuuurve even.
i recently decided that i’m a fan of p.collins’ more upbeat works. not so much into the ballads.
“The song is about a man’s desire to make love with a woman he meets on the street. However, the woman is already in a relationship and continues to reject his constant provocative use of language. She even offers to alternatively pursue a friendship with the man, but he declines and continues to harass her.”
i know all the words to this song. TRUST.
for the last half hour this song has been on repeat in my head. WHY?!?
wait, really? jeff goldblum is dating the chick from lost? in my head, i’m already convinced that the island from lost is isla nublar from jurassic park so this is just silly.isn’t she twenty-something? And he’s fifty-something, I’m sure of it.
Way to creep me out, Goldblum.
Not-so-secret secret: Older men turn me on. I don’t know what it is, but really, older men are just plain sexy — including Jeff Goldblum.
And yes, J knows I think his dad is hot.
i dunno, i’ve always kind of had a thing for goldblum. the funny/quirky/cocky -yet-odd thing? he owns it. and he’s looking spectacular for his age people! the man is FIFTY-SIX!
I was just saying about birth control, because I got very scared about it the other day and I felt like God was telling me that this was something just created by the government that is really bad for my body and I was just getting sick, and I researched it, and one of the founding people who invented birth control said it was the worst thing they had ever done, they wished they’d never created it, how it morally corrupted society, it’s just sickening to him. How it devalues women, how it causes depression, how it can cause cancer, how it sterilizes your body, and what it does to your body, how most women are suicidal sometimes on it, and in fact, in order to even stabilize the population right now, each woman would have to have three children, that the population is decreasing so much that population control is just a myth.
-Heidi Pratt via Jezebel’s Sadie
(Besides, I’ve been hearing that we’re over-populated.)
heidi - STOP. TALKING. and go away.
Here y’are, my fellow mid- to late-70s babies (and some early 80s too…):
i did pretty decently - i named all but 8 - but i am shamed by two of the ones i left out. i won’t list them here because that would spoil it for all of you who have yet to challenge your we are the world celebrity knowledge!
