parka! parka! parka!

[something witty blah blah blah]

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If you’ve got a funeral to go to, or you’re drinking under a bridge with your best friend who you’ve decided you want to sleep with; you know we’re there for you.

Stars really know their audience/genre. Heh.

New album out in September! Yay.

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secondverse:

floralteas:


a child’s skull before losing baby teeth.

i just keep staring at it 

Freakish to think that Dash’s mouth looks like a xenomorph’s.

My husband is totally freaked out by this and asks “So, do you have holes in your skull after the adult teeth come in? How do they fill in? How does this work?!”

secondverse:

floralteas:

a child’s skull before losing baby teeth.

i just keep staring at it 

Freakish to think that Dash’s mouth looks like a xenomorph’s.

My husband is totally freaked out by this and asks “So, do you have holes in your skull after the adult teeth come in? How do they fill in? How does this work?!”

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Preggy style - 21 week edition. 
I am still wearing my “normal” clothes (except for one Old Navy Maternity maxi dress that is super comfy and my normal jeans with the aid of an elastic hair tie & the Bella Band) and have made it a fun game to figure out what still fits and is bump-appropriate. You can kinda see the bump making an appearance in this tunic! Hi, bumpalump.
Also, my boobs looks huge in this photo. Yowza. 

Preggy style - 21 week edition. 

I am still wearing my “normal” clothes (except for one Old Navy Maternity maxi dress that is super comfy and my normal jeans with the aid of an elastic hair tie & the Bella Band) and have made it a fun game to figure out what still fits and is bump-appropriate. You can kinda see the bump making an appearance in this tunic! Hi, bumpalump.

Also, my boobs looks huge in this photo. Yowza. 

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The cool kids that were living there were not Dov Charney hipsters; they were proto-hipsters who would have been surprised to find “hipster” used pejoratively, like Chris Eigeman in Last Days of Discos saying he wished he was a yuppie: “Young; upwardly mobile; professional. Those are good things, not bad things.”

Patrick Mortensen looks back at A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius and inadvertently explains why I do and don’t ever want to re-read a book that I loved pretty much without reservation when I read it twelve years ago and was in its target demographic. Opposites Attack | MOBFD. True to form, there’s a “Notes & Omissions” section posted elsewhere. [recursivebee] (via sciencevsromance)

A Whit Stillman reference in an article about Dave Eggers…it’s too much for me. I read it anyway.

(Also, I don’t want to go back & read A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius either Josh, for the same reasons.)

(Also, also: it’s The Last Days of Disco. Singular. I’m a asshole.)

(via sciencevsromance)

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I realized that I posted the requisite ultrasound photo on the Twitters & Facebooks, but not here. So yeah - I’M PREGNANT, DUDES! 

This photo is from 3 weeks ago, so obvs the little alien is bigger now. The size of a navel orange, according to my baby app! Oh, and in case you’re curious, I’m due in September. 

(I also started a protected Twitter account to document this adventure for posterity - @knockedup! Heh.)

I realized that I posted the requisite ultrasound photo on the Twitters & Facebooks, but not here. So yeah - I’M PREGNANT, DUDES!

This photo is from 3 weeks ago, so obvs the little alien is bigger now. The size of a navel orange, according to my baby app! Oh, and in case you’re curious, I’m due in September.

(I also started a protected Twitter account to document this adventure for posterity - @knockedup! Heh.)

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Y’all, I tried, but I still do not get why I would want to use Path. I just deleted the app from my phone (again). 

Not even getting into the redundancy factor, I also can’t get past the annoying time stamp that follows you as you scroll (can you disable it? I didn’t see anything in settings). And I’m no interaction designer, but the fan out navigation is really weird and clumsy. These are just the opinions of one lady, though. I didn’t “get” Twitter at first either, and now I work there, soooooo…

Did everyone drink the Kool-Aid and somehow I missed it? Is this the equivalent of being old and not understanding “music that the kids listen to these days?” 

I find myself becoming more & more cynical and cranky about The Internets and it makes me sad.

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Re: my hair in that GPOYW photo

It is amazing to me that the ends of my hair are STILL LIGHTER even though I have dyed my hair TWICE and cut it ONCE since initially ombré-ing it this summer. Bleaching your hair is no joke, fools. Which I guess in hindsight is like, yeah hey thanks, Captain Obvious. 

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GPOYW: Wearing My Glasses Because I Accidentally Got Spices AND Sriracha In My Eye This Morning While Making Slow Cooker Pork Shoulder* (And Also, Hi! I Haven’t Done One Of These In A Long Time) Edition.
*Yes, that is a thing that actually happened.

GPOYW: Wearing My Glasses Because I Accidentally Got Spices AND Sriracha In My Eye This Morning While Making Slow Cooker Pork Shoulder* (And Also, Hi! I Haven’t Done One Of These In A Long Time) Edition.

*Yes, that is a thing that actually happened.