I realized that I posted the requisite ultrasound photo on the Twitters & Facebooks, but not here. So yeah - I’M PREGNANT, DUDES!
This photo is from 3 weeks ago, so obvs the little alien is bigger now. The size of a navel orange, according to my baby app! Oh, and in case you’re curious, I’m due in September.
(I also started a protected Twitter account to document this adventure for posterity - @knockedup! Heh.)