Rather than spam my Twitter followers with 30 examples of That Can Be My Next Tweet, I will list them here in one spammy Tumblr post:

- Hmmm, weird indeed! Bow wow - he’s knitting a trim, methinks. I can’t believe we’re not real hipsters!

- Vicariously attending The Internets - I said were playing around for 2 hours without knowing.

- You to my advice: get something from the bangles at Twitter obviously! Also, the MSCL box set surprise.

- The new Generationals album is :P If they want you should ask for whatever my aspirational spirit animal. 

- I’m one of the 90s-esque bands who consider tagging along on this. I have bachelorette parties in SF too. 

- I have to watch it could un-see: a shirtless Bieber Twitter account is urban woodsmith. I like this game.

- Wow wow yippy YAY - handmade by The Internet.

- The internets this weekend. Hipster license REVOKED! Also, it together. On livestream & beard.

And simply:

- The Internet.