I just accurately guessed that Kristen Stewart was wearing Balmain at the MTV Movie Awards. This makes me feel:

- Self-satisfied. 

- But then, I think about the brain space that fashion predictions and recognition takes up in my noggin & I can’t help but wonder if there is something more productive that space could be devoted to.

- Also, why am I watching the MTV Movie Awards? (To be fair, I only tuned in for about the last 30 mins of the entire program.)

- And finally, why is Gary Busey in a bubble?