parka! parka! parka!

🎶Yes sir, that’s my baby.🎶

Sun, 21 Oct 2012 19:41:46 -0700

🎶Yes sir, that’s my baby.🎶

"If you’ve got a funeral to go to, or you’re drinking under a bridge with your best..."

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 12:26:00 -0700

“If you’ve got a funeral to go to, or you’re drinking under a bridge with your best friend who you’ve decided you want to sleep with; you know we’re there for you.”

- Stars really know their audience/genre. Heh.

New album out in September! Yay.

rickwebb: laughingsquid: ATTN: Fans of HBO’s Girls: An empty...

Mon, 21 May 2012 20:46:39 -0700

rickwebb:

laughingsquid:

ATTN: Fans of HBO’s Girls: An empty Tom & Jerry’s during the daytime.

Ever since Billy’s tent came down, it’s just so BRIGHT in there in the daytime.

Oh hey, there is the corner table we posted up in the last time I was in NYC!

theream: distorte: No. Absolutely not. Fuck you. Joining the...

Mon, 21 May 2012 20:43:52 -0700

theream:

distorte:

No. Absolutely not. Fuck you.

Joining the fight here.

Huh? Literally means…literally. Not for emphasis. This is not right!

secondverse: floralteas: a child’s skull before losing baby...

Mon, 21 May 2012 20:41:46 -0700

secondverse:

floralteas:

a child’s skull before losing baby teeth.

i just keep staring at it

Freakish to think that Dash’s mouth looks like a xenomorph’s.

My husband is totally freaked out by this and asks “So, do you have holes in your skull after the adult teeth come in? How do they fill in? How does this work?!”

Preggy style - 21 week edition. I am still wearing my...

Thu, 17 May 2012 22:44:00 -0700

Preggy style - 21 week edition.

I am still wearing my “normal” clothes (except for one Old Navy Maternity maxi dress that is super comfy and my normal jeans with the aid of an elastic hair tie & the Bella Band) and have made it a fun game to figure out what still fits and is bump-appropriate. You can kinda see the bump making an appearance in this tunic! Hi, bumpalump.

Also, my boobs looks huge in this photo. Yowza.

Photo

Fri, 04 May 2012 18:43:13 -0700

"The cool kids that were living there were not Dov Charney hipsters; they were proto-hipsters who..."

Fri, 04 May 2012 18:42:31 -0700

“The cool kids that were living there were not Dov Charney hipsters; they were proto-hipsters who would have been surprised to find “hipster” used pejoratively, like Chris Eigeman in Last Days of Discos saying he wished he was a yuppie: “Young; upwardly mobile; professional. Those are good things, not bad things.””

- Patrick Mortensen looks back at A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius and inadvertently explains why I do and don’t ever want to re-read a book that I loved pretty much without reservation when I read it twelve years ago and was in its target demographic. Opposites Attack | MOBFD. True to form, there’s a “Notes & Omissions” section posted elsewhere. [recursivebee] (via sciencevsromance)

A Whit Stillman reference in an article about Dave Eggers…it’s too much for me. I read it anyway.

(Also, I don’t want to go back & read A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius either Josh, for the same reasons.)

(Also, also: it’s The Last Days of Disco. Singular. I’m a asshole.)

awesomepeoplehangingouttogether: Louis CK & Marc...

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 16:29:07 -0700

awesomepeoplehangingouttogether:

Louis CK & Marc Maron

What?! Amazing.

I realized that I posted the requisite ultrasound photo on the...

Wed, 04 Apr 2012 21:45:10 -0700

I realized that I posted the requisite ultrasound photo on the Twitters & Facebooks, but not here. So yeah - I’M PREGNANT, DUDES!

This photo is from 3 weeks ago, so obvs the little alien is bigger now. The size of a navel orange, according to my baby app! Oh, and in case you’re curious, I’m due in September.

(I also started a protected Twitter account to document this adventure for posterity - @knockedup! Heh.)

This Tumblr is cracking me up (I am guilty of a few of...

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 10:39:50 -0800

This Tumblr is cracking me up (I am guilty of a few of these).

However, I NOW NEED THAT STEVIE NICKS POSTER OMG PLZ YES.

fuckyournoguchicoffeetable:

Fuck your Arco floor lamp.

enjoli: trainjuice: themorallycorruptfayeresnick: sharapwna: ...

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 21:35:28 -0800

enjoli:

trainjuice:

themorallycorruptfayeresnick:

sharapwna:

EVERYONE, SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS.

THIS EXISTS.

℗ 2011 Sheree’ Corp.

Attention Enjoli and non tumblr roommate.

!!!!!

!!!!!! x a million!

Y’all, I tried, but I still do not get why I would want to use Path. I just deleted the app...

Wed, 07 Dec 2011 13:07:18 -0800

Y’all, I tried, but I still do not get why I would want to use Path. I just deleted the app from my phone (again).

Not even getting into the redundancy factor, I also can’t get past the annoying time stamp that follows you as you scroll (can you disable it? I didn’t see anything in settings). And I’m no interaction designer, but the fan out navigation is really weird and clumsy. These are just the opinions of one lady, though. I didn’t “get” Twitter at first either, and now I work there, soooooo…

Did everyone drink the Kool-Aid and somehow I missed it? Is this the equivalent of being old and not understanding “music that the kids listen to these days?”

I find myself becoming more & more cynical and cranky about The Internets and it makes me sad.

Re: my hair in that GPOYW photo It is amazing to me that the ends of my hair are STILL LIGHTER even...

Wed, 30 Nov 2011 17:43:00 -0800

Re: my hair in that GPOYW photo

It is amazing to me that the ends of my hair are STILL LIGHTER even though I have dyed my hair TWICE and cut it ONCE since initially ombré-ing it this summer. Bleaching your hair is no joke, fools. Which I guess in hindsight is like, yeah hey thanks, Captain Obvious.

GPOYW: Wearing My Glasses Because I Accidentally Got Spices AND...

Wed, 30 Nov 2011 17:40:24 -0800

GPOYW: Wearing My Glasses Because I Accidentally Got Spices AND Sriracha In My Eye This Morning While Making Slow Cooker Pork Shoulder* (And Also, Hi! I Haven’t Done One Of These In A Long Time) Edition.

*Yes, that is a thing that actually happened.

gshellen: “Oh my goodness. This is Kenny G and Miles Davis. I...

Sat, 26 Nov 2011 18:47:40 -0800

gshellen:

“Oh my goodness. This is Kenny G and Miles Davis. I cannot imagine a better picture than this. I love this so much.” -@pennjillette

This is amazing.

The Devil Wears Prada was just on FX. Now: 27 Dresses. Next: Bride Wars. What kind of evil...

Sat, 26 Nov 2011 18:40:00 -0800

The Devil Wears Prada was just on FX. Now: 27 Dresses. Next: Bride Wars.

What kind of evil programming geniuses do they employ over there?! All that line up is missing is How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days. (And maybe The Wedding Planner.)

narrativesinemoji: The Legend of Lana Del Rey I can’t...

Fri, 11 Nov 2011 14:07:18 -0800

narrativesinemoji:

The Legend of Lana Del Rey

I can’t tell if that’s a sombrero or a hot dog in the middle…

Yep, I was Kreayshawn for Halloween.

Mon, 31 Oct 2011 23:22:23 -0700

Yep, I was Kreayshawn for Halloween.

bemore: how i am treating trick-or-treaters this year File...

Mon, 31 Oct 2011 23:21:07 -0700

bemore:

how i am treating trick-or-treaters this year

File under: Why didn’t I think of that.